Bees?

tabiturtle:

i will never forget the Harley Quinn cosplayer that sat behind me during an O.W.Ls exam at a con and singlehandedly wiped the floor of everyone else with her HP trivia knowledge giving Slytherin house a ton of points. at the very end of the panel she leaned forward to me and silently whispered “i work as a guide at Harry Potter World at Universal” with the most evil grin on her face. what a Slytherin thing to do. well played, Harley Quinn of my dreams. well played.

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manticoreimaginary:

sleepystellarsister:

Hozier and Florence Welch are just pseudonyms Hades and Persephone have taken on after haven taken music lessons from Orpheus for a couple thousand years and deciding going into the music industry and gaining “fans” would be a modern equivalent form of the worship that previously sustained them thanks for coming to my ted talk

#yeah except florence is hades and hozier is persephone

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isvbellx:

JUST HAD A VERY GOOD DND SESH where I got to play my new boy, a human cleric named bayani!

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gaslightgallows:

delicatelytoobear:

deadgodjess:

gaslightgallows:

eliciaforever:

mysticmiind:

eliciaforever:

Fun fact: Crisco was such a commonly used lube by gay men in the 70s that there was an entire ballroom scene nightclub called the Crisco Disco in New York City which had a DJ booth constructed out of a giant Crisco container.

I’m just wondering if it was actually safe to use as lube…..

It absolutely is! Crisco is a vegetable oil, which means it’s safe to use, even with condoms (whereas baby oil and petroleum jelly destroys latex and can cause irritation and infection).

And it’s kosher!

This looks like the pitch for the most progressive crisco ad ever and frankly win.

“Crisco, you can fuck with it!”

“Ritually pure for both dairy AND meat!”

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peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

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hxasinthus:

being naked is not sexy. wearing a white 18th century shirt with poofy sleeves tucked into a pair of black high waisted trousers is sexy. there are no exceptions

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brattylikestoeat:

dexterbadger-aj:

space-trash-princess:

libertybill:

itsthefrenchie:

libertybill:

stalins-dirty-secret:

brattylikestoeat:

I’ll be honest, this site has made me have a fight for flight response to cooking videos now.

I made it!

@libertybill was it as good as it looks?

It was pretty bomb tbh

saving this for later

can someone give me the recipe in text form? Its going too fast

This video is sourced from twisted kitchen on IG.

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blairwarner:

blairwarner:

update:

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latinextra:

teamwinexo:

langsandculture:

latinextra:

latinextra:

latinextra:

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

Originally posted by burnhamandtilly

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

(Source: dumbassrights, via awkgrace)